The World's Saddest Porsche 993

"newton" (newton) 11/30/2014 at 14:00 • Filed to: porsche, 993, stuttgart

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Don't let the crispy looking picture fool you. I was absolutely appalled that a Porsche 993 (widely considered to be a modern classic 911) anywhere was being driven in such a condition. I spotted this car walking around Stuttgart at night and immediately noticed that rust had formed below the doors, paint on the A-pillar was bubbling and the beautiful RS wheels were badly rashed and bent. I can only hope the mechanics faired slightly better.

While I'm not an advocate of garage queens, any enthusiast car deserves care and maintenance, much less a car as special as this 993.

Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. > newton 11/30/2014 at 14:01

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You must hate this show then.

jkm7680 > newton 11/30/2014 at 14:06

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I just hope it was pulled out of a barn, and is a project in progress.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. 11/30/2014 at 14:08

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Whoever's show that is...

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > newton 11/30/2014 at 14:09

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You should not have posted this.....

My day has now become many sads.... :(

Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 11/30/2014 at 14:11

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He actually has two of them, this one got stolen so he bought another in as new condition. Then smashed the light at the dealership to make it match and never washed it til it was identical to the old one.

dogisbadob > newton 11/30/2014 at 14:14

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nice van thing

dogisbadob > newton 11/30/2014 at 14:14

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There is nothing wrong with that :)

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. 11/30/2014 at 14:15

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...............DAFUQ?!?

Viggen > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 11/30/2014 at 14:17

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Oi! It's my job to post that gif!

Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 11/30/2014 at 14:18

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He gets attached to the car so when it gets stolen he wants one exactly like it. I actually think it looks pretty cool. Although in real life having only one headlight would be a bit of a dick move.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Viggen 11/30/2014 at 14:23

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YOU'VE BEEN SLACKING.

I'VE POSTED THAT gif AT LEAST 6 TIMES THIS WEEKEND

Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. > dogisbadob 11/30/2014 at 14:23

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It's a Vauxhall Zafira. They are not nice.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. 11/30/2014 at 14:28

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I'd kill him either way. I don't care how attached he is, that is stupid. Real or not.

Pabuuu, JDM car enthusiast & Italian parts hoarder > Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. 11/30/2014 at 14:30

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His daughter actually takes it for a joyride and crashes into a fountain.

Pabuuu, JDM car enthusiast & Italian parts hoarder > newton 11/30/2014 at 14:31

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I would love to have a beater porsche . Like in Californication.

promoted by the color red > newton 11/30/2014 at 14:34

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Low car + high curbs = door scrape

Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. > Pabuuu, JDM car enthusiast & Italian parts hoarder 11/30/2014 at 14:36

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Ah yes, it was the new model 911 that gets stolen isn't it? I haven't watched it in a while.

Pabuuu, JDM car enthusiast & Italian parts hoarder > Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. 11/30/2014 at 14:40

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I don't know, they all look the same to me.

Did you notice that in later seasons when he got back to California (S05?) he drives a brand new (rental?) Porsche 911?

Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 11/30/2014 at 14:41

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:O Hank is awesome.

Viggen > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 11/30/2014 at 14:42

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HAVEN'T BEEN ONLINE THAT MUCH THIS WEEKEND. BEEN BUYING STUFF LIKE JEEP PARTS, TOOLS AND GUNS. 'MURICA.

Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. > Pabuuu, JDM car enthusiast & Italian parts hoarder 11/30/2014 at 14:44

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Yeah I think it's Charlie's.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. 11/30/2014 at 14:46

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NOPE, prove it.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Viggen 11/30/2014 at 14:46

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WELL I'VE BEEN DROPPING BOMBS ALL WEEKEND

Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 11/30/2014 at 14:52

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In his words, Motha fuckaaaa.

Viggen > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 11/30/2014 at 15:01

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And was ordinance on target?

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Viggen 11/30/2014 at 15:35

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Indeed it was sir.